What if I say I will never surrender?

llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

HIS EYEBROW RAISEE

(Source: seventhdevil, via demigod-of-camelot)

danisnotonfire:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is

(Source: vigilantsitizen)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via herz-aus-glas)

my brother thought it was mother’s day in the uk and he called my mum and bought her a present and everything it was mother’s day in the uk last month he bought her a present then too my guess is he was drunk

(Source: quentintarantinos, via joemcqueenie)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(via a-small-british-whovian)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: mattbel1amy, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

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